I think the article is hilarious, and sadly, deadly accurate.

I would have LOVED to buy an RS 6 earlier this year when I bought my new (very slightly used) 2011 S4, but I just couldn't make myself do it.

The car is my DD, and since I know 3 RS 6 owners personally, I knew that it wouldn't likely fulfill that role without significant effort and cost. So, I (and I'd call myself a real enthusiast) decided that ~100 less HP was a fair trade-off for much better handling, modern electronics and very limited maintenance costs.

I'm thrilled with my ride, as I'm sure you guys are with yours. I just couldn't make myself afford to join your "owner's club" in the end.