Driving past one of the many nature preserves yesterday on a rare day lately when I can actually drive my car...
A big buck darts across the road. Wow, that was close. Unfortunately, his lady friend is right behind him, bounds out of a thicket in the median directly in front of my car... not even a nanosecond to react.
Fortunately no humans were hurt. Fortunately, the deer died instantly and didn't suffer.
Unfortunately, my spotless carfax is toast and the beast has $4k in damage.
Get well soon, beast. Rest in peace, girl.