General fun thread

**Duma** · December 20th, 2008, 14:22

**Duma** · December 20th, 2008, 14:39

**Mockenrue** · December 23rd, 2008, 00:01

Grandmas don't know everything...

Little Tony was nine years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her:

"Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tony said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily:

"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds . And Jimmy's Mum wants to talk to you."

**Z07** · December 28th, 2008, 18:29

http://www.break.com/index/chick-ref...-be-towed.html

**Erik** · January 3rd, 2009, 10:26

Photographers...

**Leadfoot** · January 4th, 2009, 22:14

Originally Posted by Erik

Photographers...

Most of us would be thankful to be alive, this guy just thinks of getting that perfect shot.

**rubyblack** · January 5th, 2009, 03:09

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

HNY

**Mockenrue** · January 5th, 2009, 17:23

I left my car in a car park the other day. When I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found a note under the wiper which read:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.

**Erik** · January 5th, 2009, 17:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKUDppX2Kuo

**Erik** · January 7th, 2009, 06:31

**Erik** · January 8th, 2009, 19:28

A series of small fires?

**JavierNuvolari** · January 8th, 2009, 20:18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6BidDtffG8

**Leadfoot** · January 9th, 2009, 20:00

Losing your jobs in one from the large retailer chains.

The finest crisp white writing paper with hand writing using only the
best ink, lovingly folded and wrapped in an immaculate envelope.

This is no oridinary P45, this is an M&S P45.

**Leadfoot** · January 14th, 2009, 18:12

On his wedding night to his Thai bride, Paddy lay there while she fondled and played with his dick for hours.

Paddy lovingly says 'You are the best wife anyone could ever wish for, no western wife would ever spend so long pleasuring their man', 'clearly you are in love with my penis'.

On hearing this and with a tear of sadness in her eye she replies 'No not really, it's just I miss my own so much'.

**Erik** · January 14th, 2009, 18:38

Q: Why marry a virgin? If she wasn't good enough for the rest of them
then she isn't good enough for you.

Plus the picture. Have a look at the location of the exhaust.

**Erik** · January 15th, 2009, 10:37

**Erik** · January 15th, 2009, 10:41

I'm done with this car!

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My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it.

http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-...-this-car.html

**Erik** · January 16th, 2009, 06:44

Adolf Hitler's R35 GT-R Original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAXJTTc__w

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