General fun thread

[Erik]

Gotta love those logos.

Here's how NOT to play mini golf

http://www.garaget.org/video/l40giza3wr19

[Erik]

Flying with Ryanair? "The Loo Fares Airline"

[Erik]

http://www.break.com/index/im-my-own-worse-enemy.html

[Ruergard]

Now that's a tattoo I would think twice before putting on....

[Erik]

It's friday!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/awning.asp


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzrmntvwfBk

[Ruergard]

Woh, that guy with log is going to feel that for a while.

[JavierNuvolari]

Bwahahahaha....gotta love this thread.

[Erik]

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2utF...eature=related

[Erik]

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/

[gjg]

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A young lawyer was driving his new Lexus when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He stopped and got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied.
Oh, come along with me then.", said the lawyer.
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man said.
"Bring them as well!", said the lawyer.
The lawyer called his wife and asked her to come over and take the second man's family. They all climbed into the cars. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
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The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet high!"

[gjg]

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.

"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the Priest.

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.

"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's possible for me to become a full Bishop." said the Priest.

"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

"And then?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!">>

[gjg]

Cyanide
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This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
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The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.
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He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
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"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances, I can't sell you any "Cyanide."
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The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife, perhaps the ugliest, meanest looking woman ever.
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The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

[gjg]

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...I just don't get it.">>
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"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?">>
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"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator. >>
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"Hmm... Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" >>
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"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm." >>
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"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" >>
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"Well, I crawls up under one of them BMWer's and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump ! out, grab 'em on the leg, Ashake the livin shit out of 'em, and then eat 'em!">>
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"Ah!" says the big allig ator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase.">>

[Erik]

Animals...

http://www.sjove-film.dk/file.php?f=237 Hmm

http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/e...m_droemmer.htm

[Erik]

[Benman]

Awesome!!!

[Ruergard]

HAHA!

Brilliant!

[AudiTumbo]

Bored at work? Then do something about it, as this guy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfdH3H3O8A4