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    Quote Originally Posted by Erik View Post

















    Hahaha

    Friends of my parents have strange names too.
    Wil Bruin / Erik Zwart
    or Wil Brown / Erik Black in english
    Maarten :)

    CARS.

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    Ford company car sorry no longer working at VAG ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JavierNuvolari View Post
    Bwahahahahahaha.....
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Einstein once said, "I want to know God's thoughts, the rest are details."
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    The bottle of wine

    THE BOTTLE OF WINE

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

    John was driving home from one of his business trips in Northern Arizona when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.

    As the trip was a long and boring one, he stopped the car and asked the old man if he would like a ride.

    With a silent nod of thanks, the Navajo got into the car

    Resuming the journey, John tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to John.

    "What in bag?" asked the old man.

    John looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

    The old Indian was silent for another moment or two.

    Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:

    "Good trade...."


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    World's Best Engine...

    A notable gynecologist once said,

    "The best engine in the world is the vagina.

    It can be started with one finger.
    It is self-lubricating.
    It takes any size piston.
    And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

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    The ecomony is so bad that ....

    THE ECOMONY IS SO BAD THAT ....

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Jewish women are marrying for love.

    Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    The most highly paid job now is jury duty.

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    And finally...

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat: The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!


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    Talk about a Butt lift! Someone must have kick her *ss all the way up to her shoulders!
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    Hummer + russian drivers = http://file.qip.ru/file/120768871/da...va_hamera.html and a lot of fun!
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    Crazy people.

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    Better of with one of these

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    An old classic but I still enjoy it. Some great faces in this group. (Long live Red Dwarf!)


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