View Full Version : Gives new meaning to "Sitting on Grampy's lap"!
Benman
June 26th, 2006, 19:29
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"He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said."
Wow, ten years. That's hard (pun intended).
Ben:addict:
bilbozilla
June 27th, 2006, 18:55
He would be great to have over for parties for a game of horse shoes.
That would be a pretty hellacious life, automatic doors opening long before you get there, elevators closing on your unit, getting thrown out of Disneyland just for standing in line (unless, of course, you lie on your back and are "this tall"), only feeling comfortable when dressed as a peg legged pirate for Halloween, turning quickly and knocking over displays at supermarkets, the dentist making you lay on your stomach because its so disruptive to the office staff....rough.
He's being treated as a hardened criminal.
Benman
June 27th, 2006, 19:36
Originally posted by bilbozilla
He would be great to have over for parties for a game of horse shoes.
That would be a pretty hellacious life, automatic doors opening long before you get there, elevators closing on your unit, getting thrown out of Disneyland just for standing in line (unless, of course, you lie on your back and are "this tall"), only feeling comfortable when dressed as a peg legged pirate for Halloween, turning quickly and knocking over displays at supermarkets, the dentist making you lay on your stomach because its so disruptive to the office staff....rough.
He's being treated as a hardened criminal.
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Dude! How long did it take for you to think up all that? That is awesome!:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Ben:addict:
Leadfoot
June 27th, 2006, 20:36
Originally posted by Benman
Warning: For semi Mature readers: http://www.msnBC.MSN.COM/ID/13509704/
"He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said."
Wow, ten years. That's hard (pun intended).
Ben:addict:
Ofcourse he could ride a bike, just not the kind that has wheels.:hahahehe:
Man, that settlement wasn't half good, that $66,666.67 for every inches.:wo:
It gives a whole new meaning that the saying what's the difference between light and hard?, you can go to sleep with the light on. He must be dead beat by now.:brag:
bilbozilla
June 27th, 2006, 21:07
Originally posted by Benman
:applause: :applause:
Dude! How long did it take for you to think up all that? That is awesome!:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Immaturaty. That's what's awesome.
Payne
June 28th, 2006, 11:46
I guess his wife didn't complain:p
RS4Ever
July 2nd, 2006, 09:26
so this is the loophole to the Statue of Limitations.
wow, 10 years. :rolleyes:
this guy did this 2 yrs b4 the introduction of viagra... so only after 8 yrs when he heard about viagra he asked...
"Viagra?? your kidding!!!!"
poor guy.