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Benman
October 19th, 2005, 22:14
Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.




hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.




Sinseerly,


Peggy May Starlings







PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Benman
October 19th, 2005, 22:16
Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.


:D

Erik
October 19th, 2005, 22:27
I'm ver y drynk. I rest my caser

Erik
October 19th, 2005, 22:36
Actually I am very (above).

gjg
October 19th, 2005, 23:07
what is above ... the "caser" .... ??:wo:

Erik
October 19th, 2005, 23:12
No, a mixture of house rd wine, irish coffe, belgium 9
% beer, danish draught etc.

Ever heard of racer's bed? You lay still, but the bed is moving :D :D and there's no steering wheel

gjg
October 20th, 2005, 15:22
that's where eletricians come in to the rescue ... "ground" connection with one of your legs usually helps :D

Klint
October 20th, 2005, 16:05
Originally posted by Erik
No, a mixture of house rd wine, irish coffe, belgium 9
% beer, danish draught etc.

Ever heard of racer's bed? You lay still, but the bed is moving :D :D and there's no steering wheel

WTF? :hihi: :hihi:

Erik
October 20th, 2005, 20:34
:p I'm back on Earth ( :boring: )

Benman
October 20th, 2005, 20:54
Well gees... If you boys have to get THAT drunk to appreciate my humor, next time I won't post.:D

Ben:addict: