OT - I'd buy this S4 just for the ad...

[Bigglezworth]

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/5189859251.html

:lovl:

[Turbowned]

LOL that's great

[Other_Erik]

Reproducing here because CL ads only last so long....

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<section id="postingbody" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; font-family: 'Bitstream Vera Serif', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: medium; font-stretch: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; clear: left;">I have a 2001 Audi S4 (The S stands for swag) for sale.
The Good:
*Okay take the average amount of random sexual encounters you have in a year. Times that to the power of 4 (Swag 4) and Boom now you have the mathematical equation for how much pussy you are about it get in this absolute beast of an automobile.
* Has a set of 18's (RS4 wheels) and luckily for you too much rim will not make the ride too hard because it also has a set of raceland Ultimos coilovers so you can drop that ass to the floor like a single girl in the club when "her song" comes on.
*Comes with a set of stock Avus with new tires as well
*Clear Corner mod done
*Cold Air Intake
*New Catless Exhaust. If I can take a moment and describe the sound of this amazing professionally installed exhaust. This thing sounds mean. Meaner than your newly divorced high school P.E. teacher. Meaner than your prom dates ex marine father. Meaner than my dads 70's pornstache. It rumbles like a autobot ready for action.
*Turbos spool nice and Healthy. They whistle at you like a songbird from heaven.
*Bose speakers all redone so now you can listen to Drake and cry without any static interrupting your fierce cry session
The Bad:
*Interior is a little beat. Not bad. It's like a Thursday night stripper in the light she's a 6 but in the dark you probably wouldn't think twice about taking a stab at it. I'd give it a 8/10.
*Has a few dimples on the roof but hey who doesn't want a girl with some dimples?

For the low price of $6,700 I'm willing to part with this car not so sure if I'm willing to give up all the pussy I get in it. Help me help you get more women because you're in an Audi. Help me help you get that job you've always wanted because you're in an Audi. Help me help you be that guy(or female) BE IN THAT AUDI
If you need anymore info text me. Fax me. Page me. Use a messenger pigeon Get a hold of me in some way so I can stop hogging all the girls I get in this car.
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[DHall1]

That is too funny.

Put your best friends car on CL and use this ad to describe it.

We did this to Pat once and it was a classic

[nene]

That was a good read. Thanks for sharing.

[RS Sick]

LOL classic

[cgc154]

So if an S4 stands for "Swag 4" is my RS6 the "Ridiculous Swag 6"?

[4everRS]

That is too funny.

Put your best friends car on CL and use this ad to describe it.

We did this to Pat once and it was a classic

It was a lot of fun. Best part was that I posted HIS actual phone # so people called. I'll see if I can dig it up.

[4everRS]

Found it


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Date:2013-03-01 17:55:02
PostID:3652958025
Title:(cars & trucks - by owner) 2003 E55 AMG

I've decided to sell my blue AMG. 110k miles. Immaculate shape. All mainanence done.



This car is a beast. It will still outrun cars a decade newer. I sometimes think God himself had a hand in building this thing. When running, I believe it creates a temporal distortion field that causes carbon fiber to unweave itself. This Benz could very well be the fasted Mercedes in Minnesota, and possibly even Iowa. You think I'm crazy? Thats possible, but this car is damn fast. Even RS6 owners tremble in fear of oversteer. OMG this AMG is the bomb.



It also has a sunroof and leather seats. But in all seriousness, I'd like to just sell the thing. Price is right. It needs nothing.



I won't respond to emails. Please call if interested.



Pat

Location: St. Paul Park

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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[DHall1]

...........that even thinks about placing my name on a Craigslist ad.

http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s532/03RSTT/Mobile%20Uploads/i-dont-always-pity-people-but-when-i-do-i-pity-a-fool-1_zpsxodrxc9t.jpeg