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December 9th, 2009, 00:01
• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
• I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!