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Erik
December 2nd, 2007, 18:26
Hostile Police Radar Speed Trap

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road.
One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching the crest of a hill and was surprised when the speed recorded was at well over 300mph.
Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were unable to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low flying exercise over the Border district,
approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic style:

“Thank you for your message which allows us to complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.
Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognised the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before
the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed. Good Day” :deal:

goodduck
December 2nd, 2007, 18:51
that is great. if only it had been an unmanned drone.

Rutkowsky
December 2nd, 2007, 19:16
where did you find this info?

Rutkowsky
December 2nd, 2007, 19:16
good read if it happened for real

Erik
December 2nd, 2007, 20:19
E-mail read "This is reputed to have actually happened - enjoy!"

raulg
December 2nd, 2007, 20:23
cooooooooooooool

I need something similar - no missiles, just something to jam the radar for a few hours.

RussianM3_dude
December 2nd, 2007, 20:45
A great lawyer would be even MORE effective.

rubyblack
December 3rd, 2007, 08:12
Hostile Police Radar Speed Trap

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road.
One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching the crest of a hill and was surprised when the speed recorded was at well over 300mph.
Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were unable to reset it.

Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low flying exercise over the Border district,
approaching from the North Sea.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic style:

“Thank you for your message which allows us to complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.
Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognised the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before
the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed. Good Day” :deal:

"Rumour has it" snopes.com knows better.....

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/techno/radar.asp :thumb:

Benman
December 3rd, 2007, 20:03
Good one!

Ben:addict:

f1esp
December 6th, 2007, 10:18
http://img492.imageshack.us/img492/1872/motas0iy.jpg


:bigeyes:

RussianM3_dude
December 6th, 2007, 10:32
The passenger is not wearing a helmet.

f1esp
December 6th, 2007, 16:55
from Discovery News:

One beam pulsed in a burst lasting just 50 nanoseconds is enough to disrupt a vehicle's electrical system. The radiation can overload wires or damage or upset the car's central microprocessor.

In tests on four vehicles, the researchers were able to disable cars from 10 to 50 feet away.

Such a device could go a long way to save time and lives in places like southern California, where highways stretch uninterrupted for long distances and car chases are common.

"Once they get off the streets, they just go until they run out of gas," said commander Charles "Sid" Heal of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department in Monterey Park, Calif. The department donated test cars for the experiments.

A technology that would shut down a car's computer could not only reduce the number of car chases, but could also allow police officers to intentionally stop a car in a location where the offender might have difficulty running from on foot.

Heal said he would like to see the researchers add a light to beam, so that law enforcers could see where they are directing the beam and offenders would realize that they are on the receiving end of some kind of weapon.

"We can put the visible light on them, and if we don't get compliance, we'll hit them with a device that kills the car," said Heal.

James Tatoian, CEO of Eureka Aerospace (Pasadena), thinks that with the proper funding, they can shrink the device in less than two years to a 50-pound appliance that looks like a plasma television and can disable cars from 600 feet away.



:vgrumpy: :vgrumpy: :vgrumpy:

RussianM3_dude
December 6th, 2007, 20:25
Time to buy 1970s muscle cars. I'd like them try to remotely disable a carburator.