Corrupt wish!!!! Great fun :)

[LamboM]

Ok this is a forum game,and it's a Hoooooot!!!!! , it works like this:
You make a wish, then the next person grants it but there is always something bad with it.

Example:
user 1:
I wish I was richer then bill gates.

user 2:

Granted, but you can only spend the money on toasters

I wish I was a magician

ETC....

Start:

I wish I could fly

[Damienr8]

Start:

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you can only fly naked, no more than 50 feet in the air and wearing a mandatory batman mask.

I wish I could have LamboM's new S5:hahahehe:

[Arslanoff]

Granted, but LamboM also wants new S5, so only on the picture
I wish I could have elstimpo's new S5 :jlol:

[guessWHO]

Granted, but LamboM also wants new S5, so only on the picture
I wish I could have elstimpo's new S5 :jlol:

Granted, but you can drive it only 1 minute every 10 years.

I wish I could have a new R8 V10.

[Arslanoff]

Granted, but in pink with yellow blades and green interior.
I wish I could have US $1000000000000000000000000000

[guessWHO]

Granted but you can only sped it on the BMW X6 or the mercedes R Class.
I wish I would own Ibiza :)

[Damienr8]

Granted but you can only sped it on the BMW X6 or the mercedes R Class.
I wish I would own Ibiza :)

Granted, but you would not be allowed to step foot there. You would have to live in Antartica.

I wish I was married to Jessica Alba.

[LamboM]

I wish I could have LamboM's new S5:hahahehe:

My S5? I can't afford a 2001 A3 (yet!!) what S5 are you talking about?



I wish I was married to Jessica Alba.
Granted but she cheats on you with Jason Alexander :hahahehe:


I really wish I could buy an S5 (now)

[Damienr8]

My S5? I can't afford a 2001 A3 (yet!!) what S5 are you talking about?


Granted but she cheats on you with Jason Alexander :hahahehe:


I really wish I could buy an S5 (now)

Granted, but you would have to have your legs amputated first :jlol:

I really wish I was correct in saying LamboM had an S5.

[LamboM]

I really wish I was correct in saying LamboM had an S5.

Thanks man :)


But my has S5 has a unravelled stitch on the back seat :p

I wish you wold have an LP640 superleggera ;)

[Damienr8]

Thanks man :)


But my has S5 has a unravelled stitch on the back seat :p

I wish you wold have an LP640 superleggera ;)

Granted, but it would be impossible because there is no such thing (its the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Superveloce, the superleggera is for the Gallardo :hihi:)

I wish that other people would post there wishes here instead of LamboM and I hogging up the board. :lovl:

[LamboM]

O Superveloce, sorry I guess I lost track while I was away...


And yeah I wish that too.
Maybe I wasn't so clear...
I've done this game in 2 other forums , in one it was new so it only had 7 pages
(after 1 day)
but in the other one of the forum admins made it in to pinned so it now has 107 pages, and in both it was a blast!!!
This game is a lot of fun but when played right.
Don't be afraid to wish, go wild, let your imagination/desires speak for themselves and you'll see how great this game really is.

[LamboM]

So no game fans arround here huh?

[guessWHO]

So no game fans arround here huh?

not realy ... no offence but it's a game for little kids :)

[Damienr8]

not realy ... no offence but it's a game for little kids :)

Youre such an old mean man :jlol:

[guessWHO]

Youre such an old mean man :jlol:

:lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl:

I'm not that old ... I'm only 22 ... :jlol:

[Damienr8]

:lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl: :lovl:

I'm not that old ... I'm only 22 ... :jlol:

llolol damn i guess i am the old one here, I just turned 25 hehe. :lovl: :cry:

[LamboM]

not realy ... no offence but it's a game for little kids :)

Little kids? huh you make me laugh... :harass: :harass:
if you think this game is for little kids, no offence but it shows that you might be 22
but you have the opinion of a 60 year old man and you are narrow minded .
(much like my dad except he really is 61 years old ,he thinks that show like futerma {Futurama is great} and simpsons are for little kids just because they are cartoons)



And I can't afford any great car , with a lot of luck I'll be able to afford a 2001-2003 fiat punto (not that I think it's bad but I don't see it as a great car, great car for me is an S-5, LP640 those sort of cars) how is the punto BTW? is it any good?

ANTHRAxx_ granted but it will have no whells on it...

As I said for the game to really be fun you really need to open your mind and let your wishes speak for you.

[guessWHO]

Little kids? huh you make me laugh... :harass: :harass:
if you think this game is for little kids, no offence but it shows that you might be 22
but you have the opinion of a 60 year old man and you are narrow minded .
(much like my dad except he really is 61 years old ,he thinks that show like futerma {Futurama is great} and simpsons are for little kids just because they are cartoons)



And I can't afford any great car , with a lot of luck I'll be able to afford a 2001-2003 fiat punto (not that I think it's bad but I don't see it as a great car, great car for me is an S-5, LP640 those sort of cars) how is the punto BTW? is it any good?

As I said for the game to really be fun you really need to open your mind and let your wishes speak for you.

LamboM what I've wanted to say is that a lot of people on this forum have a serious job (I think) and they don't have the time to play, even if the game is funny.

The fiat Punto is ok, it's very good as a first car (I think) :D

P.S. I love Simpsons :jlol:

[LamboM]

Yeah it is a great show, and soon there will be a new season, I prefer Futurama to simpsons, I do like simpsons as well though.

I mean this one: http://www.trustvehicles.com/photos/bluefiatpunto_03.jpg
It's not that ugly and the new one is not exsacly miss world 2007 but
it's not so ugly, and when I say is it any good
I mean is it safe? is it cheap to maintain?, is it relyable?
cause I'm thinking of this as my first car.
And I don't have a car yet, tomorrw I'm having my 3rd driving lesson.


guessWHO, if they have time to visit the forum they have time to play this game.
Besides in every adult there must be remain of a little kids , if not that's bad,
and with your last 2 replies I'm afraid you're situations is very very bad!!!
I have a high school level psychology, I could help you out :p :p

I wish I had somethingto do right now.

[Damienr8]

Yeah it is a great show, and soon there will be a new season, I prefer Futurama to simpsons, I do like simpsons as well though.

I mean this one: http://www.trustvehicles.com/photos/bluefiatpunto_03.jpg
It's not that ugly and the new one is not exsacly miss world 2007 but
it's not so ugly, and when I say is it any good
I mean is it safe? is it cheap to maintain?, is it relyable?
cause I'm thinking of this as my first car.
And I don't have a car yet, tomorrw I'm having my 3rd driving lesson.


guessWHO, if they have time to visit the forum they have time to play this game.
Besides in every adult there must be remain of a little kids , if not that's bad,
and with your last 2 replies I'm afraid you're situations is very very bad!!!
I have a high school level psychology, I could help you out :p :p

I wish I had somethingto do right now.

Im pretty busy at work and i work over 12 hours a day but I have to take breaks and surf the net/take a walk outside to get my mind off things. I don't have an 'awesome' car, I have an 05 legacy, which in my opinion, was the most 'practical' car when I went shopping. So far its been fantastic, after 36,000 miles I have had no problems and it drives like new. My dream car is the R8, but I have a long ways to go.

Yes, the simpsons is spectacular. Has anyone seen the move yet? I heard it was awesome.

[LamboM]

Damienr8 so the subarus are good you say huh?
Thanks it helps.

One of my friends saw it he said it's really is awesome. (he saw it with his sister)

really? it sucks? I didn't know that, and no it's not actually my criteria, but this
is the newest car with in my budget, what I want is a 4 door sallon the size of
and impreza of something, but the only ones that I can afford are up to 97' models. my budget is arround the 7000 USD ,
I want something safe that will be cheap to maintain, cheap by insurance fun to drive and if it'll be fast that would be a great bonus but it's not that simple, I currently live in israel (originaly rumania), and because of high car tax rate every car in your contry you need to double the price and that is how much the car costs here, understand the problem?
(it' to reduce cars on the road blah blah...)
Wait, you actually thought I own a Lamborghini? lol, it's still my dream car.

[Damienr8]

Damienr8 so the subarus are good you say huh?
Thanks it helps.

One of my friends saw it he said it's really is awesome. (he saw it with his sister)

really? it sucks? I didn't know that, and no it's not actually my criteria, but this
is the newest car with in my budget, what I want is a 4 door sallon the size of
and impreza of something, but the only ones that I can afford are up to 97' models. my budget is arround the 7000 USD ,
I want something safe that will be cheap to maintain, cheap by insurance fun to drive and if it'll be fast that would be a great bonus but it's not that simple, I currently live in israel (originaly rumania), and because of high car tax rate every car in your contry you need to double the price and that is how much the car costs here, understand the problem?
(it' to reduce cars on the road blah blah...)
Wait, you actually thought I own a Lamborghini? lol, it's still my dream car.


I would like to own a Gallardo Spyder. I would even sell my first born kid (when i make one) lolol..jk :jlol: ...........................No seriously, i would trade my kid in for a Gallardo...

[Duma]

lol.... crazy people....

[LamboM]

I would like to own a Gallardo Spyder. I would even sell my first born kid (when i make one) lolol..jk :jlol: ...........................No seriously, i would trade my kid in for a Gallardo...

Dude, I woldn't want to be your son.. :nono: :p

But wow we took this game way off topic let's bring it back on track!!

Granted , you'll both get your gallardos but Damienr8 , one of the kids you gave away dies and comes back to haunt you and no prist can help you...
And ANTHRAxx_ your girls have aides and gonaria and stuff and right before you're about to enter you gallardo you die...

I wish I could eat chocolate right now.

[Leadfoot]

I wish I could eat chocolate right now.

Granted, but it's 20 years out of date and all green and mouldy. :p

I wish I had a 8" dick instead of the 12" one I have now. :D

[Leadfoot]

I wish i could lay now at a beach in the caribic, with 20 barely naked women making party :)

Granted, but you are only allowed to watch and your dick is attached by a string which runs between your legs and up your back that's attached to a metal rod that's other end is connected to the minus terminal of a car battery and every time the string is pulled it touches the plus terminal. :cry:

I wish I was there to watch you scream. :hihi:

[Damienr8]

Granted, but you are only allowed to watch and your dick is attached by a string which runs between your legs and up your back that's attached to a metal rod that's other end is connected to the minus terminal of a car battery and every time the string is pulled it touches the plus terminal. :cry:

I wish I was there to watch you scream. :hihi:

Granted but anytime he screams, you get slapped in the ass with a pitchfork by a barbarian.

I wish that Audi would hire me in their designing department.

[Leadfoot]

I wish that Audi would hire me in their designing department.

Granted, but only designing the button that releases to filler cap.

I wish it was a leather trimmed cricket bat instead of a pitchfolk. :D

[Damienr8]

Granted, but only designing the button that releases to filler cap.

I wish it was a leather trimmed cricket bat instead of a pitchfolk. :D

Granted, but the leather is adorned with 3 inch metal spikes...:hihi:

I wish that my Sigma 10-20 lens comes in time for my vacation to the Bahamas this coming Saturday (I really do)....

[Leadfoot]

I wish that my Sigma 10-20 lens comes in time for my vacation to the Bahamas this coming Saturday (I really do)....

Granted, but it's for the wrong model.

I wish you have a wonderful time.:thumb:

[Leadfoot]

Damn, you're really sadistic, aren't you? ;)


:hahahehe: :hahahehe: :hahahehe:

[Damienr8]

Granted, but it's for the wrong model.

I wish you have a wonderful time.:thumb:

Granted, I will have a wonderful time, but you will be stuck at work :jlol:

I wish that Leadfoot is wrong, I get the correct lens and I have a photoshoot with Jessica Alba on the Beach. :hihi:

[Leadfoot]

I wish that Leadfoot is wrong, I get the correct lens and I have a photoshoot with Jessica Alba on the Beach. :hihi:

Granted, but your pictures are blured and your bum cheeks get third degree sun burn because you forgot to put Factor50 on while wearing your thong and can't sit down for a week. :hihi:

I wish RussianM3_dude was talk a bit of sense.

[Lateknight]

i wish peace on earth : )

Granted, but you are cast away to live in solitude on a desert island, and will never witness the fruits of your wish.:bigeyes:

I wish it was me that took the credit for world peace.

[3abdo]

granted but Bin Laden will hunt you down for the rest of your life,
I wish BMW fires Chris bangle

[Leadfoot]

I wish BMW fires Chris bangle

Granted, but he moves to Audi and we all never speak to you again because of this wish. :w:

I wish I knew what it wish for now because I all out of wishes.:vhmmm: