How to give more than 100%

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Mathematical Viewpoint:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants
you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is: 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is: 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is: 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
that: While,

Hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!

[sturs6]

Man I hope you found this.
It is a fantastic piece of work whoever created it.
-Stuart

[Benman]

Nice job. Finally an answer to all those idiots that say they're giving more than 100%!
Ben

[Snow]

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