Ok- so this may explain why I've been less than impressed with my so-called "beast." Here are my Dynolicious inputs:
2003 Audi RS6
Weight: 4325 pounds
Drivetrain loss: 22%
Temp: 50 degrees F
...and the F$%^&in stellar results...
0-10mph 0.91 sec
0-20mph 1.65 sec
0-30mph 2.51 sec
0-40mph 3.61 sec
0-50mph 4.93 sec
0-60mph 6.48 sec
0-70mph 8.44 sec
Max Accel = 0.61 Gs
...AND (wait for it)...
Peak Power (crank): 266hp
Peak Power (wheel): 208hp
Sweet. So my wife's mini-van has more horsepower than my "beast." Seriously though, I could only do 2 clean runs... the 1st didn't hook up very well. The 2nd felt about as good as this car ever feels so I think that's the best it can do (S mode, traction off). It sounds fast, and seems to pull smoothly (if not real hard) through all gears. It's certainly never been brutally fast at holeshot which one would get from a 500hp Vette or Mustang (only comparable hp cars I've driven) but probably not from a smaller turbo-charged engine in a heavy car-- and I've just never felt that this is a 500hp car (oh yeah... it's supposed to have the MTM tune for 500+hp - confirmed by Hoppen). I guess next step is VagCom (or sale- as I said, I'm in South Dakota... not exactly brimming with great Audi mechanics). Is it too much to ask to just have a car run like it's claimed to run without having to check/tune/diagnose/confirm/etc.?!?!