General fun thread

**Erik** · October 7th, 2009, 13:35

**JavierNuvolari** · October 7th, 2009, 14:47

Bwahahaha...priceless...

**Erik** · October 7th, 2009, 22:27

"Out of office replies:"

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will
reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my
mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything
at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my
brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I
return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in
the order it was received.

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for the first 10 words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server
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(The beauty of this is that when you
return, you can see who did this over and over and over...)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply
in approximately 19 weeks.

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9. I've run away to join a different circus.

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**maarten** · October 8th, 2009, 13:36

Originally Posted by Erik

That is soooo lame

That kid is gonna have some explaining to do when mommy finds out what that bracelet realy is :blush:

**Erik** · October 8th, 2009, 14:01

Not Safe for Work...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHF3X8tQYPU

**Benman** · October 8th, 2009, 20:56

That's good stuff!

**RS6-4dr911** · October 8th, 2009, 21:11

Originally Posted by Erik

Not Safe for Work...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHF3X8tQYPU

a) why is everything backwards? (all signs, driving on left side of road in France - photoshop anyone?)

b) is there a version without the black boxes?

**Erik** · October 9th, 2009, 08:32

Listen carefully http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPE1Dd2QVo

**54m** · October 9th, 2009, 11:48

Eric you got me there

LOL

**Lmg** · October 9th, 2009, 14:56

^Lol! I almost soiled myself!

**Leadfoot** · October 12th, 2009, 11:34

How aware are you really and do you class yourself the kind of person who can multi-task like drive and use the mobile phone at the same time?

If so then this is the test for you.

http://www.dft.gov.uk/drivingchallenge/

**Leadfoot** · October 12th, 2009, 15:41

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!' 'What powerful rivers!' 'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped....The bear froze....The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very well,' said the voice..The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen'.

**Leadfoot** · October 12th, 2009, 16:22

Apple does it again..

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.