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November 17th, 2005, 00:02
EVER WONDERED WHY MEN LIE....
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out:cry: ,
the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter
replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make
his living. The Lord went
down in the water and reappeared with a golden
axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter
replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron
axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
"Yes:hihi: ", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter
went home happy:wo: .
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river:hahahehe: . When
he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?" Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into
the water and came up with
Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord
asked.
"Yes:hahahehe: ," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!":nono:
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried:cry: , "Oh,
forgive me, Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to
Angelina Jolie, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I
also said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife. Had I then
said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am
not able to take care of
all three wives, and I love my wife such that I
don't want her to share me
with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina
Jolie."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies,
it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others..
MOSTLY his wife!
That's our story, and we're sticking to it..:thumb:
:cheers:
:s4addict:
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out:cry: ,
the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter
replied that his axe has
fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make
his living. The Lord went
down in the water and reappeared with a golden
axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter
replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron
axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
"Yes:hihi: ", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter
went home happy:wo: .
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with
his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river:hahahehe: . When
he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you
crying?" Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into
the water and came up with
Angelina Jolie. "Is this your wife?" the Lord
asked.
"Yes:hahahehe: ," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
untruth!":nono:
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried:cry: , "Oh,
forgive me, Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to
Angelina Jolie, You would
have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I
also said 'no' to her,
you would have come up with my wife. Had I then
said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am
not able to take care of
all three wives, and I love my wife such that I
don't want her to share me
with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina
Jolie."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies,
it is for a good and
honourable reason, and for the benefit of others..
MOSTLY his wife!
That's our story, and we're sticking to it..:thumb:
:cheers:
:s4addict: